if you ask subway will make it

i fucking love the funny lobotomy game. you dont get it dude this game drives me fucking nuts bonkers
heres some of my star employees! full sheet here and here, please do not copy without permission

yui [run 1+2]
(run 2 ver shown)
ara [run 1] christopher [run 1] sleepy [run 1] yukari [run 1]
little freak who haunts my waking psyche!! she can cross dimensional barriers and also i love her [she/her] recovering porccubus drug addict [he/him] i spent so long getting that burrowing heaven gift. he has many things wrong with him [he/him] theyre a lovely little lizard liker :) they didnt do much but i cherish them [they/any] obligatory magic bullet guy who solod two green noon bots once [he/ze]
rema [run 1] kyokyo [run 1] piper [run 2] dexter [run 2] nintendo ds [run 2]
i have a soft spot for this guy because hes cute [he/him] died to fairy festival at the end of a day once so i reincarnated it with red hair and weird eyes and pronouns [any] actual dog!! you cant see his face here but its a <:3 face [he/they] one of my og run 2 agents, still very powerful :] nervous little cunt [he/him] Guy named nintendo ds [they/he]
weirdo [run 2] hazlitt [run 2] john adjustment
[run 2]
stats georg [run 2] soup & salad [run 2]
name about sums it up. guy that exists and is there. tired old men enjoyer; societal menace [he/it] worlds most exhausted tortured man ever all time pour one out for this guy [he/him] one of three guys i made just to get observation levels on mirror of adjustment. major bitchlet. go to hell [he/him] two of three guys. poor dude suffered long and hard for that ego gift. [they/he] third of three guys. back when they were level 4 i used them to break out censored for geburas mission and they did a great job!! :D [they/it]
smokes [run 2] eliza [run 2] grin [run 2] peggle [run 3] babynames.com [run 3]
another tired old man, albeit definitely kinder than the more apathetic hazlitt. has a fun little facial deformity from nothing there! [he/him] eliza! inherited her weapon from r2 yui, who gave it to her when she upgraded to discord ego weapon. very cool :} good with kids (just one kid really) [she/her] the world is in turmoil and people are in pain :} [they/them] silly name #1! babynames.coms little bestie [they/them] silly name #2! peggles narrative foil [any]
dr pepper [run 3] [run 3] x x x
completely insane. [he/they/it]

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